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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Alinuta</title>
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		<title>Binoclu</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/binoclu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri sadice]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta mergea pe strada cu doua furculite in maini si striga:
- Cine vrea sa se uite in binoclu ? Gratis! Satisfactie garantata.
Un trecator naiv se ofera. Alinuta ii baga furculitele-n ochi. Trecatorul incepe sa strige:
- Hei, dar nu vad nimic. M-ai pacalit.
Alinuta invirte furculitele si il linisteste:
- Stai, ca inca nu l-am reglat.
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		<title>Alinuta</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/alinuta-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 10:41:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bloody</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta si Ion stateau in pat.
Dintr-o data Alinuta ii zici lui Ion:
- Ioane , iti miros picioarele!
La care Ion raspunde:
- Daca tu vrei&#8230;
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		<title>Alinuta si papagalul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/alinuta-si-papagalul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[papagal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pasarica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta avea un papagal. Ea vine cu el la scoala. Invatatoarea o intreaba: &#8211; De ce ti-ai adus pasarea, Alinuta?
- Pentru ca l-am auzit pe tata spunand mamei: “Cand pleaca copilul la scoala, iti fac pasarica praf!” 
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		<title>Roata</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/roata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:08:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>laure</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chiloti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o zi Alinuta se duce la mama sa si ii zise :
- Mama, mama, pot sa fac roata ?
- Nu, ca ti se vad chiloti!
A doua zi :
- Mama, mama, pot sa fac roata ?
- Nu, ca ti se vad chiloti!
A treia zi:
- Mama, mama, am facut roata !
- Si nu ti s-au vazut chilotii?
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fluierasul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/fluierasul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/fluierasul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 14:35:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fluieras]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta era la mare impreuna cu mama ei.Pe plaja era un zid ce despartea femeile de barbati.Alinuta se uita printr`o gaura de la zid la compartimentul barbatilor.
Alinuta: Mama,mama ce are baietasul acela intre picioare?
Mama: ei Alinuta,ce sa fie..un fluieras.
Dupa un timp vine Alinuta plangand&#8230;
- De ce plangi Alinuta,o intreaba mama ei?
-M-ai mintit mamico,am fluierat in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ziarul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/ziarul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/ziarul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angelyna</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta se urca pe un scaun, ca sa schimbe un bec ars. Bunica ii zice:
- Puiule, pune un ziar pe scaun!
- Nu-i nevoie, bunico, ajung destul de bine si fara el!
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		<title>Vai..</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/vai/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/vai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angelyna</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta se decide sa faca dragoste cu prietenul ei&#8230; Se duc in camera ei&#8230;
El:
- Vai, ce e asta?
- Gurita!
- Pot sa pup?
- Sigur!&#8230;
Merge mai jos&#8230;
- Vai, dar astia ce sunt?
- Sani!
- Pot sa pup?
- Sigur!&#8230;
Merge mai jos&#8230;
- Vai, dar asta ce e?
- Buric!
- Pot sa pup?
- Sigur!&#8230;
Merge si mai jos&#8230;
- Vai, dar asta ce e?
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>De ce te legeni?</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/de-ce-te-legeni/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/de-ce-te-legeni/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>angelyna</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bunica Alinutei:
- Alinuta, de ce te legeni în fata televizorului?
Alinuta:
- &#8230;
Bunica Alinutei:
- Alinuta, de ce te legeni în fata televizorului?
Alinuta:
- &#8230;
Bunica Alinutei:
- Alinuta, de ce te legeni în fata televizorului?
Alinuta:
- &#8230;
- Alinuta, de ce te legeni în fata televizorului?
Mama Alinutei:
- Las-o draga, nu vezi ca s-a spanzurat?!?
]]></description>
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		<title>Micul dejun</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/micul-dejun/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/micul-dejun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:05:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Miruna</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri tari cu alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concentrat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuriok.com/?p=6795</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta, ia micul dejun. Cand mama o vede ca se uita fix la o cutie si nu mai misca deloc, o intreaba:
- Alinuta, de ce te uiti fix la cutia aia de suc, si nu o bei?
- Pai, uite, ce scrie pe ea: &#8220;CONCENTRAT&#8221;!
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		<title>Alinuta la bar</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/alinuta-la-bar/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-alinuta/alinuta-la-bar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jan 2010 00:02:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[alinuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri super noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[top bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alinuta intra intr-un local si se aseaza la bar: barman,100 ml vodca,ce p*la mea sunt o doamna!
Dupa 5 min&#8230; barman,100 ml vodca,ce p*la mea sunt o doamna!
Dupa alte 5 min&#8230;barman,100 ml vodca, ce doamna mea sunt p*la!!!
]]></description>
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