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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Animale</title>
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		<title>Vaca din Minsk</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:00:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[minsk]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un mic sat evreiesc din Polonia era o singura vaca si intr-o zi a incetat sa mai dea lapte. Panicati, oamenii au intrebat peste tot si au aflat ca ar putea cumpara o vaca din Moscova cu 2000 ruble sau una din Minsk, cu 1000 ruble. Normal, au ales varianta mai ieftina – o vaca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Project Manager</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jul 2010 16:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume noi si tari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un barbat intra intr-un magazin de animale si incepe sa se plimbe
printre custi. Merge el ce merge si vede intr-o cusca o maimuta care costa 5000$. Uimit se duce la vanzator:
- Domnule&#8230;ce stie maimuta asta sa faca pentru cei 5000$?
- PaI stie Windows95, 98, 2000, stie Word, C++, Visual Basic si stie sa se joace [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cainele vorbaret</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Jul 2010 11:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caine]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip intra intr.un bar nerabdator sa se laude cu cainele lui.se aseaza la bar si striga in gura mare:
- Bai,am cel mai frumos caine din lume…liniste…dupa cateva secunde iar:
- Bai,am cel mai destept caine din lume…iar liniste…mai sta tipul putin si dornic sa impresioneze lumea prezenta zice:
- Bai,cainele meu stie sa vorbeasca…deodata toata lumea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Boala vacii nebune</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/boala-vacii-nebune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[boala vacii nebune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaci]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doua vaci discutau pe o pasune:
− Pe tine nu te sperie boala asta a vacii nebune?
− Nu,ca eu sunt iepure!
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		<title>Suntem Patrioti</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/suntem-patrioti/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/suntem-patrioti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:39:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patrioti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O familie de viermi traia intr-un rahat. Viermusul cel mic o intreaba pe mama:-Mama, dar noi am putea trai intr-un mar?
-Da, desigur, raspunde mama.
-Mama, dar intr-o banana, am putea?
-Am putea si intr-o banana.
-Atunci de ce traim in rahat?
-Pentru ca suntem patrioti, fiule, si Romania e tara noastra!
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		<title>Otrava de soareci</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/otrava-de-soareci/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/otrava-de-soareci/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri sucrte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[otrava de soareci]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[- Domnule farmacist, otrava de soareci pe care mi-ati dat-o e foarte buna!
- Cum adica?
- Le-a placut foarte mult! Au mancat-o toata, ba s-au si ingrasat pana-ntr-atat, incat n-au mai incaput pe vechile gauri, asa ca pisica i-a prins pe toti. 
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		<title>Moartea&#8230;mica&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/moartea-mica/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/moartea-mica/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hamster]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Suna la usa. Tipul deschide usa. La intrare o moarte mica, asa cam de douazeci de centimetri inaltime, cu coasa si parpalac negru.
- Vai, Doamne, vaaaai!
- Stai lejer, am venit dupa hamster!
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		<title>Papagalul in calduri</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/papagalul-in-calduri/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/papagalul-in-calduri/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 15:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[papagal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar cumpara o cutie de Viagra. Ajunge acasa si din gresala papagalul mananca toate pastilele! Tanarul, nestiind cum sa-l scoata din calduri, il baga in congelator; dupa cateva ore isi aminteste si de papagalul pe care il uitase in congelator, deschide usa si vede papagalul transpirat tot.
Tanarul, mirat intreaba:
- Ce-ai facut ma? Cum de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Democratia</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/democratia/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/democratia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 11:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[democratie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume noi]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Vine revoluţia în România şi începe vulturul să zboare, să facă picaje, lupinguri… Îl vede vulpea:
- Auzi, vulture, ai înnebunit ? Ce te rupi aşa în figuri?
Vulturul raspunde:
- Sora mea, acum e democraţie.
Cum aude vulpea, începe să alerge prin pădure în zigzag, să se dea peste cap… O vede ursul:
- Ce-ai, fă, te-ai îmbolnăvit ?
Vulpea:
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Africa</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/africa/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-animale/africa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 07:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Animale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[africa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[papagal]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un magazin intra un negru cu un pagal imens, colorat viu, pe umar.
Vanzatoarea exclama uimita:
- Vai, ce frumos e! De unde il ai?
- Din Africa, raspunde papagalul. 
]]></description>
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