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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Arabi</title>
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		<title>Coca Cola</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/coca-cola/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:42:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coca cola]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un arab intra intr-un bar din America .
Se duce la barman si spune:
−  Ahrem bahra mahji Coca Cola !
La care barmanul foarte nelamurit:
−  Un pahar mare si rece cu ce ???
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		<title>La Mecanic</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/la-mecanic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Mar 2010 11:09:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[camila]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un arab cu camila prin desert. Dupa o vreme se incapataneaza camila si nu mai vrea sa se miste nicicum. O impinge si o taraie arabul pana ce da de un car service. Ii zice mecanicului:
- Repara-mi camila, omule!
- Apoi, Sheikule, asta nu-i camel service ci car service. Nu pot.
- Ba fa ce stii, cum [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jurnalul unui arab</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/jurnalul-unui-arab/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/jurnalul-unui-arab/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Luni : Ma bligdizezg.
Marti : A venid baiadu vecinului la mine in gurde, mi-a vurad o vaga ji mi-a omorad gadzelu.
Miercuri : Am omorad eu baiadu.
Joi : A venid dadal baiadului la mine gu doada vamilia ji gu doade rudele za ma omoare.
Vineri : I-am omorad eu be dodzi.
Sambata : S-a adunad dod zadul in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Raport gonfidential!</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/raport-gonfidential/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/raport-gonfidential/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:14:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raport confidential]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ro bancuri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Zaludam cu rezbect, jefu&#8217;.
Aderizat la Romania cu bomba la valiza ascuns bine; dragut fara problem control aerobort, fiindca mai gasit un bagaj pierdut pe drum.
Pastrat dolar american blestemat, pentru construit aigea bomba noua; dat jumadate la daxi, jumatate furat tigan din buzunar.
Indalnit frate Ahmed, patron magazin, ajudat la mine.
Discutat cu el la cafenea plan bomba, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tramvaiul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/tramvaiul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/tramvaiul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramvai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fiul unui seic studia in Bucuresti. Intrabandu-l parintii cum se simte, le-a raspuns ca in general bine, dar se jeneaza un pic cand el vine cu Mercedesul 500 la scoala, iar profesorul lui coboara din tramvai.
Peste cateva zile primeste un cec de 1 milion de dolari si o telegrama:
&#8220;Nu ne face numele de rusine! Cumpara-ti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Romanul si Capra</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/romanul-si-capra/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/romanul-si-capra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:11:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un roman avea un vecin arab.
Intr-o dimineata, plangea romanul de mama focului. Arabul il intreaba:
- De tze blangi, mei ?
- Mi-a murit capraaaaa…
- Laza, mei. Uite dau la tine bani, iei alda gapra.
Zis si facut. A doua zi, plangea romanul si mai tare.
- Aguma de tze mai blangi ?
- Pai, daca nu-mi murea mie capra, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cu camasa in gura</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/cu-camasa-in-gura/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/cu-camasa-in-gura/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 07:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[basescu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cucamas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foarte noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[top]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tramvai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Studentul arab se scuza ca a intarziat la cursuri:
-Sa vedeti a stat pe loc tramvaiul ca trecut Basescu cu camasa in gura!
-Cum cu camasa?
-Pai, asa zice tot omeni din tramvai: Uite-l, iar trece, cucamas in gura lui!
]]></description>
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		<title>Pacatul se plateste</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/pacatul-se-plateste/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/pacatul-se-plateste/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arabrabin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dolari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[moschee]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pacat]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuriok.com/?p=3144</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Un arab se duce intr-o discoteca de swinger-i. Isi baga niste whisky, se culca cu oricine in stanga si in dreapta dar din greseala o ia si in c*r.
A doua zi il cuprind remuscarile si se duce la moschee, la imam pentru a se confesa :
-Am fost la femei aseara, m-am cam pilit, m-am culcat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sex la Arabi</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/sex-la-arabi/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/sex-la-arabi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:13:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Abdallah Hamid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[camila]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sabtamana]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuriok.com/?p=3142</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Numele dumneavoastra?
- Abdallah Hamid.
- Sex?
- De 4 ori be sabtamana…
- Nu, domnule, barbat sau femeie?
- Barbat, femeie, cateodata si una camila
]]></description>
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		<title>Arabii fac si exceptii de la Coran</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/arabii-fac-si-exceptii-de-la-coran/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-arabi/arabii-fac-si-exceptii-de-la-coran/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:12:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Arabi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ahmed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amuzante]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arab]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[arabia saudita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haioase]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[seic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sotia]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un seic arab se plimba in desertul Arabiei Saudite. Cu 50 de metri in fata e sotia acestuia. Se intalneste cu un alt seic, care suparat intreaba:
- Ce faci Ahmed? E scris in Coran ca femeia e cu 50 de metri in spatele barbatului, nu in fata.
- Ai dreptate prietene, dar cand era scris Coranul [...]]]></description>
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