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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Ardeleni</title>
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		<title>Pioneza</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:01:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Ardeleni]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se aseaza un oltean pe un scaun nestiind ca era o piuneza acolo. Il inteapa si incepe sa injure:
- Pi*da mamii aluia care a pus piuneza asta aici ca sa ma intep eu, n-a gasit alt scaun?
Si pleaca injurand de mama focului.
Se aseaza un moldovean:
- F**u-i aia masii de piuneza. Se scoala si pleca de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un ardelean in tren</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/un-ardelean-in-tren/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:50:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean in tren. Langa el, un sac urias blocheaza culoarul. Trece controlorul si-i zice:
- Ia, domnule, sacul si pune-l colo, sus, in compartiment, ca e destul loc, nu mai incurca circulatia!
- No, las, ca-l pun eu&#8230;
Dupa un timp, controlorul revine:
- Bade, nu ti-am spus sa iei sacul asta din drum si sa-l pui sus [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ardelean</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Apr 2010 18:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>yrinel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Ardeleni]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ardeleanul la şcoală îi spune profesorului că el vrea să înveţe ebraica. Profesorul:
- De ce tocmai ebraica?
- Păi cînd am să mor şi am să ajung în Rai, să pot vorbi cu Dumnezeu.
- Şi dacă ai să ajungi în Iad?
- Păi română ştiu bine!
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		<title>Accident Periculos</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/accident-periculos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:58:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Ardeleni]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelean si un oltean sunt implicati intr-un accident. Amandoi aveau viteza foarte mare. Masinile au fost facut praf, bucati din ele proiectate pe cateva sute de metri iar cei doi ies teferi, fara nici o zgarietura.
Se uita unul la altul, dupa care olteanu zice :
-Uite-te la masinile noastre, io cred ca Dumnezeu a vrut [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ferma din Ardeal</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/ferma-din-ardeal/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/ferma-din-ardeal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:50:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un american vrea sa cumpere o ferma in Ardeal Face turul fermei si, la sfirsit, vede stupii de albine.
- Nu mai cumpar ferma ca mi-e frica de albine.
- Hai dom&#8217;le ca albinele sunt bune: fac miere, ceara si dau propolis.
- Nu, ca mi-e frica de albine.
- Uite dom&#8217;le facem un pariu: te leg dezbracat de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moldoveanca , ARdeleanca si Negresa</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/moldoveanca-ardeleanca-si-negresa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o maternitate nasc o moldoveanca, o ardeleanca si-o negresa. Se
incurca bratarile la copii si atunci doctorul zice:
- Sa-l chemam pe ardelean ca-i mai calculat si daca isi recunoaste copilul
am scapat. Vine ardeleanul si alege copilul negru, la care doctorul zice:
- Ce faci, bai, esti nebun? Nu vezi ca-i negru? La care ardeleanul
raspunde:
- Da, dar unul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cu Soacra la Cosit</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/cu-soacra-la-cosit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:43:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un ardelea merge cu soacrasa la coasa.Ajung pa cimp si la un moment dat incepe sa ploua si sa fulgere.Primul fulger cade linga ei.
Ardeleanu:No.
Mai fulgera odata intre ei.
Ardeleanul:No,no.
Fulgera inca odata fix pa soacrasa.
Ardeleanul:No ase
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		<title>Duralen</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/duralen/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/duralen/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 18:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Ardeleni]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In Ardeal se striga vecinii de pe-un deal pe celalalt:
- Maaaa&#8230;vecinee!&#8230;
- Care-i baiu maaa?!&#8230;
- Tu ce-ai dat la vaca ta cind o fost beteaga?
- &#8220;Duralen&#8221; maaa!&#8230;
Trece o saptamana&#8230;
- Maaa&#8230;vecinee!
- Ce-i baiu maaa&#8230;?
- Da-poi ce-ai zis c-ai dat la vaca ta cand o fost beteaga?
- &#8220;Duralen&#8221; maaa&#8230;
- Pai da&#8217; vaca mea o murit mai!&#8230;
- Si-a mea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Si noi pe voi</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/si-noi-pe-voi/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/si-noi-pe-voi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:20:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[La granita dintre Ardeal si Oltenia oltenii scriu pe un gard darapanat:
&#8220;Ardeleni, va f*tem in cur!&#8221;
Dupa un an, ardelenii construiesc un
panou urias cu litere de inox: &#8220;Si noi pe voi!&#8221;
A doua zi, oltenii sterg injuratura initiala de pe gard si scriu &#8220;Sa ne pupati in c*r!&#8221;
]]></description>
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		<title>Ardeleanul si Capra</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/ardeleanul-si-capra/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-ardeleni/ardeleanul-si-capra/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Jan 2010 02:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un oltean se intalneste cu un ardelean care ducea de legatoare o capra.
- Unde duci boul ala? intreaba olteanul.
Contrariat, ardeleanul se uita spre animal , dupa care riposteaza:
-Esti chior, nu vezi ca-i capra?
-Pai, eu cu capra vorbeam&#8230;
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