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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Armata</title>
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		<title>Colonelul si Locotenentul</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 12:17:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Merge colonelul prin unitate si vede un locotenent care freaca un soldat: culcat!&#8230; drepti!&#8230; culcat!&#8230; drepti!&#8230; Colonelul catre locotenent:
- Ce fel de atitudine e aceasta. Se poate mai inteligent. De exemplu, ii spuneti soldatului sa va aduca din bucatarie un ceai. Cand va aduce, il intrebati de ce e rece si il trimiteti inapoi. Va [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Matematica</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:51:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In armata, soldatii sunt scosi la program administrativ in gradina unitatii.
Caporalul, cu un aer satisfacut, zice:
- Asa, toata lumea ia cate o lopata si treceti la sapat !
- Inainte de asta… E vreunul printre voi care se pricepe la algebra?
- Eu, sa traiti … Sunt student la matematica &#8211; fizica, dom`caporal.
- Bravo, ma Atunci arunca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc Scurt</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-armata/banc-scurt/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:40:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bancuri misto]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ce e verde are 100 de oua si canta?
-Corul armatei!
Banc trimis de anamariajimi
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		<title>Capra Mea</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:21:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[O companie obosita vine de la instructie. Cum mergeau ei spre cazarma, li s-a facut foame.
Coincidenta, tocmai trecea pe acolo un cioban care pastea caprele.
Capitanul vorbeste cu el sa le dea niste lapte. Ciobanul le spune ca nu are, dar pot sa prinda fiecare cite o capra si sa-i suga laptele.
Dar cum armata este totusi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Somalia in razboi</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[amuzante]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[comice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haios]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Americanii si somalezii in razboi.
Americanii catre tabara somaleza:
-Iesi ba de dupa matura!!!
La care se aude:
-NU VREM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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		<title>Vesti bune</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-armata/vesti-bune/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 09:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cu]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[saci]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[veste buna]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o dimineata, la o unitate militara, la apelul de dimineata, un comandant, dupa ce saluta soldatii, le spune: am pentru voi o veste buna si una rea. Voi incepe cu pea rea. Astazi, fiecare soldat va trebui sa umple 100 de saci cu nisip. Acum vestea cea buna: sunt saci suficienti pentru fiecare.





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		<title>Albastru de metil</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 08:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[amigdalita]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se duce colonelu’ in inspectie la spitalul armatei.
Primu’
Colonelu: Care-i boala?
Soldatu’: Hemoroizi, sa traiti!
C: Tratamentu’?
S: Albastru de metil, sa traiti!
… asa pana la ultinul…
C: Care-i boala?
S. Amigdalita,sa traiti!
C: Si tratamentul?
S: Albastru de metil, sa traiti… da dom’ colonel, puteti sa le spuneti sa nu ma mai dea ultimu’…
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		<title>La razboi</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-armata/la-razboi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[capitan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foc]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Razboi…
Gheorghe vine si raporteaza:
- Dom’ Capitan, raportez: Nu mai avem gloante!!!Ce facem?!?
Capitanu nervos:
- Incetati focu’!!!
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		<title>Intr-un cort de soldati mare zarva…</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-armata/intr-un-cort-de-soldati-mare-zarva%e2%80%a6/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 12:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Armata]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[cort]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perna]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[raport]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un cort de soldati mare zarva…
Vine comandantul…
-Ce se intampla aici?
-Sa traitzi! Soldatii, din lipsa de femei se f*t cu perna!
-Bine! Cei care s-au f***t cu perna maine, la raport!!!
A doua zi toti erau la raport in afara de unul.
-Bravo, soldat!!!Cum te cheama?
-Perna Violatu’, sa traiti!
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