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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Avocati</title>
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		<title>Judecata</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 10:31:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>SgA</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Avocati]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inculpatul in fata judecatorului:
J: Cum ai ajuns aici domnule?
I: Pai sa vedeti,domnule judecator,eram la un bar cu prietenii,ne-am imbatat foarte rau si am plecat acasa.Pe drum am trecut pe langa un depozit de arme,am cumparat un pistol gandindu-ma la soacra mea si m-am dus acasa.Cand am ajuns acasa,sub influenta alcolului am intrat in camera soacramii,tot [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Complice Vs Avocat</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/complice-vs-avocat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Daca o persoana ajuta un hot inainte de a savarsi un furt, se numeste complice si va plati pentru asta.
Daca o alta persoana ajuta un hot dupa ce a savarsit fapta, se numeste AVOCAT si este platit pentru asta
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		<title>Sinucidere ?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi politai stau pe marginea drumului si privesc un avocat care vrea sa traverseze drumul. Aproape reuseste, dar un camion il calca. Dupa care franeaza, da inapoi si il calca inca o data pe avocat. Acest procedeu se intampla de mai multe ori. In cele din urma, camionul isi continua drumul. Unul dintre politai:
- Ma, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fiul Avocatului</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 14:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Avocati]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[facultatea de drept]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Fiul unui avocat termina cu succes facultatea de drept, iar tatal, mandru, se hotaraste sa se pensioneze si sa-i lase afacerea fiului. Il cheama in birou si-i arata un munte de dosare, mai vechi si mai noi:
- Iata, fiule, asta e munca mea. Eu nu mai am putere sa continui, asa ca te las pe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bmw &#8211; Masina Furata</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/bmw-masina-furata/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:58:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip este judecat pentru ca a furat un BMW. Dupa pledoaria avocatului, judecatorul hotaraste sa-l achite, asa ca hotul parasi tribunalul liber. A doua zi, acelasi tip se prezenta in fata judecatorului si-i spuse:
- Cu respect, as vrea sa depun plingere impotriva derbedeului de avocat!
- Dar de ce? Totusi, v-a obtinut achitarea. De ce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rolex-ul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/rolex-ul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 11:47:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un avocat cu o cariera de succes isi parca masina sa Lexus nou-nouta in fata oficiului si parcand masina se grabi sa se laude in fata colegilor sai.
Pe cand se da jos din masina un camion trecu in viteza pe langa el si facu praf usa de pe partea soferului.
Avocatul suna imediat la 911 si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ce e mic, are 3 picioare si urca dealul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/ce-e-mic-are-3-picioare-si-urca-dealul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:37:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[avocat]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avocati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2011]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[blonda]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-un avion, un avocat nimereste langa o blonda. Avocatul incerca sa intre in vorba cu ea:
- Uite, hai sa jucam un joc! Eu iti pun tie o intrebare si daca nu sti imi dai 5$, apoi imi pui tu mie o intrebare si daca nu stiu iti dau 5 $! Si tot asa.
- Nu domnule, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La portile Raiului</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/la-portile-raiului/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/la-portile-raiului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 13:30:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[iad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rai]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lucrand la o cladire, un muncitor constructor a cazut de la etajul 15 si a murit. A ajuns la portile Raiului, unde a fost intampinat de Sf. Petru, care i-a spus:
- Imi pare rau, fiule, dar trebuie sa mergi in iad.
Munictorul s-a supus &#8211; doar nu avea de ales &#8211; si a pornit inspre iad. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Donatie</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/donatie/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/donatie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Avocati]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[accident]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[drept]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[veteran]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Consiliul local al orasului observa ca cel mai tare avocat din oras nu facuse niciodata o donatie in scop de caritate.
Pentru a-l convinge sa o faca, primarul il chema la el in birou:
-Domnule avocat, am observat ca veniturile dumneavoastra anuale se ridica la peste 600.000 de dolari. Cu toate acestea, niciodata nu ati facut vreo [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sarlatanul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/sarlatanul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-avocati/sarlatanul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[drept]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Un avocat care a scos fata curata un cunoscut escroc, ii trimite acestuia o nota de plata cam umflata. Escrocul ii scrie inapoi:
-Domnule avocat, onorariul dumneavoastra este cam ridicat. Se pare ca ati uitat ca eu sunt sarlatanul nu dumneavoastra&#8230; 
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