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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi</title>
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		<title>Doi batranei la un azil</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Sep 2010 15:00:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[azil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu mosi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[batranei]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi batranei la azil:
- Cand eram tanar o aveam atat de tare incat nu puteam sa o indoi nici cu ambele maini!
- Si acum?
- Acum mi-a venit puterea!
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		<title>Auzi ?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 06:06:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un bătrânel avea impresia că băbuţa lui nu prea mai aude şi se gândeşte să o testeze.
Merge într-un colt al camerei şi spune:
– Auzi?
Bătrânica nici o reacţie.
Mai face bătrânelul doi paşi şi spune iar :
– Auzi?
Bătrânica iar fără reacţie.
Se duce bătrânelul lângă ea şi spune:
– Auzi?
La care bătrânica :
- Pentru a treia oara îţi spun: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Femeia perfecta</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/femeia-perfecta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 18:30:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[barbatul perfect]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femeia perfecta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un batran, de peste 90 de ani, inainte sa moara, a fost intrebat:
- Intreaga viata ai stat necasatorit. De ce? Care a fost motivul pentru care nu ai gasit o femeie cu care sa te casatoresti? Ai avut cumva un secret ?
Batranul deschide ochii si raspunde:
- Da, am avut un secret. Nu este vorba ca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Homosexualitatea</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/homosexualitatea/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 10:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[emigrare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homosexualitatea]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Homosexualitatea obligatorie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un om in varsta doreste sa emigreze. La completarea formalitatilor este intrebat de catre oficialitati de ce.
- Datorita homosexualitatii&#8230;
- ??????
- Pai, in timpul nazistilor se pedepsea chiar cu moartea, dupa aceea cu carantina, apoi cu inchisoare iar acum este permisa prin lege. As dori sa emigrez pana nu devine obligatorie.
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		<title>O babuta la spovedit</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/o-babuta-la-spovedit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Aug 2010 10:10:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[baba]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o dimineata, vine o baba, la popa, sa se spovedeasca.
Baba: &#8211; Parinte, am preacurvit!
Popa: &#8211; Fa atatea ture, in jurul bisericii, de cate ori ai preacurvit!
Dupa cateva ore &#8230;
Baba: &#8211; Parinte, da&#8217; nu ai o bicicleta? Ca nu mai pot de spate!!!
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		<title>Jocul Telefonic</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/jocul-telefonic/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/jocul-telefonic/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 09:15:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jocul telefonic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Bunicul de 80 de ani la telefon,
- Alo, doresc să particip la jocul telefonic anunţat.
- Foarte bine! Am trei întrebări, v-aţi pregătit?
- Da!
- Deci, CE ESTE: are două roţi, un ghidon şi se poate folosi pentru
deplasare?
- Bicicletă!
- Nu-i rău, dar noi în mod concret ne-am gândit la Mountain-bike.
- A doua întrebare. CE ESTE: are patru [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O batranica in Bucuresti</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/o-batranica-in-bucuresti/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/o-batranica-in-bucuresti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 12:31:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[negrii]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O batranica vine prima oara in Bucuresti la fata ei. De la gara ia un tramvai si in vagon vede un negru. Mirata incepe sa strige:
− Uite maimuta, uite maimuta!
Negrul nu zice nimic, dar un barbat ii spune babii:
− Mamaie, nu este maimuta, e un om ca si noi, numai ca s-a nascut negru.
Rusinata, batrana [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mai aveti de trait 3 luni</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/mai-aveti-de-trait-3-luni/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/mai-aveti-de-trait-3-luni/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jun 2010 10:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doctori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pensionar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un pensionar merge la doctor. Dupa ce il consulta, acesta ii spune cu voce grava:
- Mai aveti de trait trei luni!
La care, asta ii raspunde senin:
- Cu ce doctore, cu ce?!?&#8230; 
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		<title>Trei pensionari</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/trei-pensionari/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/trei-pensionari/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:42:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Trei pensionari discuta la coada de la plata impozitului :
- Bha fratilor, s-a prapadit Popescu ! &#8230;Avea doar 68 de ani&#8230;
- Dar si Vasilescu a murit, la numai 66 !
- Si Georgescu ! Abia implinise 67&#8230;
- &#8216; tu-le mama lor ! Sa stiti ca astia ne baga ceva in pensie !!!
]]></description>
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		<title>Papagalita</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/papagalita/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-babesi-mosi/papagalita/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 10:58:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Babe si Mosi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un moş stătea în parc, pe o bancă. Lângă el, se aşează un tânăr cu creastă colorată în toate culorile posibile. Moşul se uită mirat la tânăr.
- Ce-i moşule, tu n-ai făcut niciodată vreo prostie?
- Ba da, tocmai la asta mă gândeam. Acu’ vreo 20 de ani am făcut sex cu o papagaliţă şi mă [...]]]></description>
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