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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Calculatoare</title>
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		<title>Password</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/password/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri glume]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[password]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie instala un calculator intr-o retea pentru un coleg de lucru.
Cind a venit rindul setarii parolelor ea l-a intrebat ce cuvant vrea sa folosesca pentru logare. Vrand sa o intimideze, tipul i-a spus penis. Fara sa clipeasca, aceasta i-a introdus parola dorita, a reintrodus-o pentru confirmare dupa care era sa se prabuseasca de ris [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Masina cea mai buna</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Jul 2010 14:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masina]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[masini]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi elevi termina gimnaziul si unul intra la informatica, altul la auto. Peste 50 de ani se intilnesc.
Cel de la auto:
- Ma, eu am facut masini superbeton, viteza maxima, etc.
Cel de la informatica:
- Ma, eu am firma de calculatoare mare&#8230; si sa stii ca daca faceam eu masini erau de 10 ori mai bune decit [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doi gameri împatimiti</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/doi-gameri-impatimiti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 09:50:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[counter-strike]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[demo]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi gameri împatimiti a jocului Counter-Strike  vorbesc pe messenger:
- Ba, a dat autobuzul peste Perry!
- Ai demo?
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		<title>Creierul Uman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[blog]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comentarii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[creierul uman]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[De ce numai 10% din creierul uman contine cod executabil ?
S-a descoperit ca restul sunt comentarii !
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		<title>Submarin vs Windows</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/submarin-vs-windows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[submarin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Care este asemanarea dintre un Windows si un submarin?
- Cum deschizi o fereastra, cum ai o problema
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		<title>Calculatorul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/calculatorul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calculatorul]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O profesoara de franceza spune elevilor sai ca, in limba franceza, spre deosebire de cea engleza, substantivele sunt clasificate fie ca substantive masculine fie ca substantive feminine.
Casa este feminin &#8211; &#8220;la maison&#8221;.
Creion este masculin &#8211; &#8220;le crayon&#8221;.
Evenimentul incepe in momentul in care un student a intrebat: Ce gen este &#8220;calculator&#8221; ?
In loc sa le dea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Service la imprimanta</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/service-la-imprimanta/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 14:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri.ro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imprimanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[printer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[service]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unavailable]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuriok.com/?p=2816</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[-Alo!
-Da.
-Vino pana la noi!
-De ce?
-Nu mai merge imprimanta!
-Ce nu face?
-Nu mai are curent!
-Cum?!
-Da, nu mai are curent!!
-Cum ati observat ca nu are curent?
-Imi apare pe calculator…
-Ce??!!
-Imi apare pe calculator mesajul: “current printer is unavailable“





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		<title>3 webmasteri in conferinta pe yahoo messenger</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/3-webmasteri-in-conferinta-pe-yahoo-messenger/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/3-webmasteri-in-conferinta-pe-yahoo-messenger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 18:35:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concurs bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[conferinta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fete]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gb]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[messenger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[petrecere]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[webmasteri]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[3 webmasteri fac converinta pe yahoo messenger si vor sa puna la cale o petrecere .
Primul : &#8211; Eu vin cu berea
Al doilea : – Eu vin cu micii .
Al treilea : – Eu vin cu fetele .
Primii doi sar in sus de bucurie : Excelent !!!! Cate aduci ?
al treilea raspunde : cam 20 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trei programatori</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/trei-programatori/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/trei-programatori/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:13:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[linux]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[solaris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Trei programatori (unul lucra la Windows, unul la Solaris, unul la Linux) la WC. Vine cel de la Windows consuma jumate din sapunul lichid, se sterge pe maini cu jumate de sul de hartie, si le zice celorlalti:
- Pe noi la Microsoft ne invata ca nu conteaza cate resurse consumi, daca iese treaba bine.
Vine si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Scriitorul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/scriitorul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-calculatoare/scriitorul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 14:13:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concurs bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eroare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[microsoft]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scriitor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tanar]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Era odată un tînăr care cînd era mic voia să se facă un &#8220;mare&#8221; scriitor. Cînd i s-a cerut să definească &#8220;mare&#8221;, a spus:
- Vreau să scriu chestii pe care să le citească toată lumea, chestii la care lumea să reacţioneze emoţional, lucruri care să-i facă să strige, să plîngă, să urle, să se zbată [...]]]></description>
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