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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Canibali</title>
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		<title>Proverb la Canibali</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:38:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Canibali]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;In orice om exista o parte buna&#8217;
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		<title>Craciunul La Canibali</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crăciunul la canibali:
- Copii, să fiţi cuminţi anul ăsta, că, dacă nu vine Moş Crăciun, nu avem din ce face friptură!
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		<title>Canibalii si britanicul</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pe o insula plina de canibali naufragiaza un britanic. Fiind un bun cunoscator al diplomatiei, cu timpul, dupa multi ani, devine liderul lor&#8230;
Intr-o zi unul din ei alearga fericit spre trib, spunandu-le
celorlalti cum ca a gasit o tipa superba si vor s-o faca sarmale. Veselie mare pe insula anibalilor, numai liderul &#8220;john&#8221; nu era incantat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bush si Ceausescu in Jungla</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:32:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ceausescu si Bush aterizeaza de urgenta cu avionul, intr-o jungla, si sunt inconjurati de canibali.
Acestia se adreseaza lui Bush:
- Cine esti tu?
- Eu sunt Bush, presedintele SUA!
- Bush, te mancam! Zi ultima dorinta!
- Mai baieti, sarutati-mi aripa avionului!
Pana ei saruta aripa, pilotul repara avionul si zboara, ramanind in jungla Ceausescu.
Canibalii il intreaba:
- Cine esti tu?
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La oras</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/la-oras/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:28:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un canibal se muta la oras, iar dupa ceva timp vine maica-sa în vizita. Si,în timp ce mancau, mama zice:
- Stii, nu prea îmi plac vecinii tai&#8230;
- Atunci mananca doar legumele.
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		<title>Capul da gustul</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un trib de canibali prind un rus,un german si un roman.Seful da ordinele:
- Pe rus il facem la protap,pe german il facem ciorba de burta iar pe roman&#8230;..?..ciorba de oase.
Dupa un timp merge in control si este multumit: rusul e rumenit, ciorba de burta reusita, dar cand ajunge la roman vede ca doi canibali tineau [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intelectualii</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/intelectualii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Canibali]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi canibali stateau de vorba, iar unul dintre ei se vaita ca il doare capul.
Celalt ii spune :
- Ce sa ti fac daca te indopi numai cu intelectuali @
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		<title>Naufragiatii</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/naufragiatii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:41:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Canibali]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Naufragiati pe o insula de canibali un englez, un francez, un chinez si un roman, sunt capturati de acestia si dusi in fata capeteniei lor:
- Uite ca sunt bun cu voi, va mai dau o sansa. Daca pu*ele voastre insumate fac fac peste un metru, va dau drumul.
Se masoara: englezul 30 cm, francezul 31 cm, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>La Psihiatru</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/la-psihiatru-2/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/la-psihiatru-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Canibali]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gigel se credea canibal.Familia sa ii propune sa mearga la un psihiatru&#8230;
Dupa ce Gigel se intoarce de la psihiatru, familia il intreaba:,,Ei, i-a spune tu Gigel, cum ti s-a parut doctorul?
La care cu un aer afectat, acesta ii raspunde:
-Delicios!!! 
]]></description>
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		<title>Lista Pasagerilor</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/lista-pasagerilor/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-canibali/lista-pasagerilor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 16:38:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Canibali]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Un canibal calatoreste
cu avionul. Stewardesa il intreaba:
- Cu ce va pot servi?
-Pai,aduceti-mi mai intai lista pasagerilor. 
]]></description>
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