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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Evrei</title>
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		<title>Sfatul</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 11:25:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un evreu suparat il cauta pe rabbi ca ii ceara sfatul. Rabbi nu reusesc sa o satisfac pe sotia mea ,nu reuseste sa se termine, ce sa fac?
Rabbi dupa cateva minute ii raspunse: cauta un tanar si roagal sa tina cu mainile intinse un prosop deasupra voastra cand faceti dragoste si vei vedea ca se [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pe patul de moarte</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:21:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evreul Isaac se afla pe patul de moarte si incepe sa-si intrebe membrii
familiei:
- Sara, nevasta mea, esti aici, langa mine, in ultimele mele clipe de viata
?
- Da, sotul meu, aici sunt, langa tine.
- Jonas, fiule, si tu esti langa mine ?
- Da, tata, aici sunt.
- Abraham, fratiorul meu, si tu ma insotesti in acest clipe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dansul la Evrei</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 15:36:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dans]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dansul]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[evrei]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar si o tanara evrei, pregatindu-se pentru cununie se intalnesc cu rabbi pentru sfaturi.
Barbatul intreaba:
- Rabbi, stiu ca traditia ne spune sa dansam barbatii cu barbatii si femeile cu femeile. Totusi, am dori aprobarea sa putem dansa impreuna.
- Sub nici o forma!  raspunse rabbi. Nu este permis ca barbatul sa danseze cu femeia!
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un bancher evreu îşi însoară băiatul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-evrei/un-bancher-evreu-isi-insoara-baiatul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:26:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[aratator]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calatorie]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[everei]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un bancher evreu îşi însoară băiatul.
– Simon, fiule, mâine zburăm la Tel Aviv pentru nunta ta.. Îmi dau brusc seama că nu ti-am spus multe lucruri despre viaţa. De mâine vei fi împreună cu sotia ta, trebuie sa stii unele lucruri.
Uite, spre exemplu, cunoşti degetele de la mana?
– Sigur, tata, degetul mare , arătător , [...]]]></description>
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		<title>3 evrei</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 12:50:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Concurs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calitate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intrare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magazin]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preturi mici]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[produse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Trei evrei au magazinele alaturate.Primul are un afis foarte mare pe care scrie:&#8221;Aici gasiti produsele de cea mai buna calitate!&#8221;.
Al doilea are un afis la fel de mare:&#8221;Aici cumparati la cele mai mici preturi!&#8221;.
Al treilea are si el un afis foarte mare:&#8221;Pe aici este intrarea!&#8221;.
Banc Postat de Chio





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		<title>Botezul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-evrei/botezul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 19:02:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apa]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[peste]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaca]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un evreu se muta intr-un orasel de catolici. In fiecare vineri, in timp ce crestinii tineau post si mancau numai peste, evreul facea fripturi, innebunindu-i cu mirosul. Disperati, catolicii se decid sa il converteasca si, dupa amenintari, rugaminti, promisiuni, reusesc sa il convinga. Il duc cu mare alai la Biserica, unde preotul il stropeste de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dimineata, in drum spre serviciu</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-evrei/dimineata-in-drum-spre-serviciu/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-evrei/dimineata-in-drum-spre-serviciu/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Jun 2009 15:06:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Evrei]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dimineata]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[domn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evrei]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[serviciu]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dimineata, in drum spre serviciu, un evreu vede in statia de tramvai un domn bine facut si foarte bine imbracat. Prezenta lui il intriga. Un domn astfel imbracat nu se duce la serviciu la aceasta ora a diminetii. Daca nu se duce, inseamna ca vine. De unde poate veni in zori de zi un domn [...]]]></description>
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