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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Informaticieni</title>
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		<title>Informatician La Benzinarie</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/informatician-la-benzinarie/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:59:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vista]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[windows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[xp]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intr-o benzinarie, un programator se uita derutat la pompe si murmura: &#8211; 95?… 98?… 95!… 98!
Vazandu-l pierdut, un angajat al benzinariei se apropie si il intreaba:
- Cu ce va pot ajuta? Cu o raza de fericire in privire, raspunde:
- Benzina XP sau Vista aveti?
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		<title>Probleme Windows</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/probleme-windows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:58:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[wondows]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sotul ajunge in zori acasa. Nevasta il intreaba, cu ton de cearta:
- Unde ai fost toata noaptea?
- Inchipuie-ti draga, chiar cand sa plec acasa, secretara cea noua mi-a adus o cafea si mi-a zambit provocator. Cand a pus cafeaua pe masa, i s-a deschis bluza si nu m-am putut abtine sa o sarut pe gat, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Imprumut</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/imprumut-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri scurte]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[informatician]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip merge la un prieten informatician să-i ceară bani împrumut.
- Cît să-ţi dau?
- 500 de dolari.
- Ştii ce, îţi dau 512 să fie rotund&#8230;
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		<title>Cum am aparut pe lume ?!</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/cum-am-aparut-pe-lume/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/cum-am-aparut-pe-lume/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Feb 2010 11:45:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Tata, cum am am aparut eu pe lume?
- Mah, fiule, cred ca intr-o zi tot ai sa afli! Pai, eu si cu maica-ta intr-o zi am intrat intr-o camera de chat a Yahoo-ului.
Am aranjat apoi o intalnire via e-mail cu maica-ta si ne-am intalnit intr-un internet cafe virtual. Ne-am strecurat intr-o camera privata, unde maica-ta [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Photoshop</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/photoshop/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/photoshop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Photoshop]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La spital, radiologul ii spune pacientului:
- Am doua vesti, una buna si una proasta. Pe care vi-o zic inainte?
- Pe cea rea.
- Pai, aveti o tumoare imensa pe plamani!
- Si, care e cea buna?
- Se poate rezolva in Photoshop!
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		<title>La intrunire</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/la-intrunire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:22:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Calculatoare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calculatoare]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Patru “calculatoristi” se intalnesc la o bere. Unul incepe sa povesteasca:
- Am agatat aseara o tipa beton. am dus-o acasa. eu incins, ea incinsa. &#8211; (Ceilalti privesc cam plictisiti)
- Ne-am apucat sa ne dezbracam chiar din momentul in care am intrat pe usa. am pus-o in picioare, rezemati de perete…
- (Ceilalti sunt gata sa adoarma)
- [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Problema Hardware</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/problema-hardware/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/problema-hardware/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:18:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare: De cati programatori e nevoie pentru a schimba un bec?
Raspuns: De niciunul… e o problema hardware.
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		<title>Fat Frumos si Balaurul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/fat-frumos-si-balaurul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/fat-frumos-si-balaurul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:17:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[8 biti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[balaurul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fat frumos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Se duce Fat Frumos sa omoare balaurul fioros. Ajunge la grota, paseste darz, apare balaurul cu doua capete. Fat Frumos scoate sabia si i le taie.
Imediat cresc alte 4 capete in loc. Fat Frumos le taie si pe aceastea si alte 8 capete rasar imediat.
Le taie pe astea 8, cresc alte 16. Le taie si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Acasa</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/acasa/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-informaticieni/acasa/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 14:09:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Informaticieni]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[administrator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ce zice administratorul de retea cand se intoarce acasa de la munca?
- “There’s no place like 127.0.0.1!”
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