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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Marinari</title>
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		<title>Un pasager orb la bord</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Marinari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Stewardul merge la capitan:
-Capitane avem un pasager orb la bord. Ce sa facem cu el?
-Aruncati-l imediat peste bord!
Dupa l0 minute stewardul:
-Capitane! Ce sa facem cu cainele? 

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		<title>Bula in marina</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Marinari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bula vrea neaparat sa se inroleze in marina.La comisie comandantul il intreaba:
-Bula stii sa inoti?
La care Bula:
-Da ce, nu este vapor? 
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		<title>In timpul unei furtuni</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/in-timpul-unei-furtuni/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:27:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Pe mare, in timpul unei furtuni, comandantul unei nave militare observa lumina unei alte nave ce se indrepta spre a lui. Ia portavocea si striga:
-Hei, voi, virati cu 10 grade spre sud!
-Ba tu sa virezi cu 10 grade spre nord!
-Eu sunt comandant de nava si iti ordon sa virezi cu 10 grade spre sud!
-Iar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pariul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/pariul/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:40:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Marinari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[capitan]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Cica la centrul de comanda al unui transatlantic il cheama capitanu&#8217; pe secund si-i zice:
-Ba secundule, tu vezi ce-i in fata noastra ? E un iceberg. Ei bine in curand ne lovim de el si ne scufundam. Asa ca fi tu bun si dute la pasageri si pregateste-i.
Se duce secundu in sala unde [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Era odata un mare pirat</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/era-odata-un-mare-pirat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:38:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Marinari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Era odata un mare pirat si acest pirat se distra punand intrebari incuietoare tuturor capitanilor de pe vasele cucerite.
Intr-o zi intalneste o nava franceza si, dupa ce o cucereste, il intreba pe capitan:
-Auzi capitane , daca-ti dau doua pachete de tigari tu cate ai fi in stare sa fumezi ?
-Unul, raspuse acesta inspaimantat.
-Maine vei fi [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Patru mateloti si un sef de echipaj</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/patru-mateloti-si-un-sef-de-echipaj/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:36:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[-Nu are nimeni un ochean ?
Si totusi, vad ca pe fasia aia de pamant se poate intrezari un grup de oameni !
-Eu vad, capitane ! Am ochi buni. Sunt patru mateloti si un sef de echipaj care sapa.
-Bravo, marinare. Dar de unde stii ca este si un sef de echipaj ?
-El nu sapa, capitane !
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		<title>Am salvat viata a 400 de oameni</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/am-salvat-viata-a-400-de-oameni/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:34:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Marinari]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://bancuriok.com/?p=4368</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Ana-Maria se afla intr-o croaziera. E tanara si frumoasa. Admira frumusetile naturii si tine un jurnal de calatorie.
&#8220;Ziua intai. Am ridicat ancora. Timpul e minunat.&#8221;
&#8220;Ziua a doua. Capitanul navei s-a uitat lung la mine. Se pare ca ii plac.&#8221;
&#8220;Ziua a treia. Capitanul mi-a facut o declaratie de dragoste.&#8221;
&#8220;Ziua a patra. Mi-a spus ca daca-i resping [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Femei la bord</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/femei-la-bord/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:33:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In timp ce vaporul se scufunda, unul din pasageri isi facea loc, disperat, catre barca de salvare. Capitanul ii striga:
-Domnule, ce faceti?! inca mai sunt femei la bord!
-Ei, asta-i! Nu-i momentul sa ne gandim la placeri!
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		<title>Corabia cu trei panze</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/corabia-cu-trei-panze/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/corabia-cu-trei-panze/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:32:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nevasta unui marinar ii povesti celei mai bune prietene ca a reusit sa-si convinga barbatul sa tina regim.
Dupa cateva saptamani, prietena o intreaba:
-Cum ii mai merge sotului tau? A reusit sa slabeasca?
-Binenteles! Stii tatuajul pe care-l avea pe piept, reprezentand o corabie cu trei panze ? Ei, acum a devenit o barcuta! 
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		<title>Vasul de salvare</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/vasul-de-salvare/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-marinari/vasul-de-salvare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 10:31:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[  Vasul cu excursionisti, prins de o furtuna violenta, era in pericol de a se scufunda.
Un tanar care ducea o viata mai dezordonata e deodata cuprins de remuscari, ingenuncheaza pe puntea care se clatina ingrozitor, isi impreuna mainile si cu ochii ridicati spre cer, se roaga:
-O, te rog, salveaza-ne, Doamne, salveaza-ne ! Daca ne [...]]]></description>
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