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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Preoti</title>
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		<title>Gestionarea banilor</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 14:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[gestionarea banilor]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un preot catolic, unul ortodox si un rabin discuta despre gestionarea banilor primiti de la credinciosi.
Preotul catolic:
- Eu am o metoda foarte eficienta. Trag o linie cu creta pe jos si arunc banii in aer. Ce cade in stanga e pentru Dumnezeu si Biserica, ce cade in dreapta e pentru mine.
Preotul ortodox:
- Eu desenez pe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In avion &#8211; La control</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2010 10:45:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[avion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O femeie tanara extrem de atractiva ia avionul spre casa.
In avion, alaturi de ea ia loc un preot catolic caruia i se adreseaza imediat:
- Ma scuzati, Parinte, mi-ati putea face un mare serviciu ?
- Desigur, Copila mea, cu ce te-as putea ajuta ?
- Mi-am cumparat un depilator electric excelent; am platit foarte mult pentru el.
Depaseste [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In timpul spovedaniei</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 May 2010 12:26:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri deochate]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex oral]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Era timpul spovedaniei,parintele avand treaba,fiind ocupat cu o nunta il roaga pe cel mai bun prieten sa-i tina locul,sa spovedeasca el oamenii.Ii arata o foaie unde erau trecute pedepsele,ce trebuia sa faca cel care a pacatuit.
Vine o baba la spovedanie.
Parinte am draquit.
Se uita prietenul parintelui pe foaie si gaseste acolo: Draquit-2 rugaciuni
Ii spune babei sa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Versetul IV Ioan</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 11:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2011]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[glume]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului si facea autostopul. La un momentdat opreste un popa. Se urca gagica in masina.
Dupa vreo 4 km popa incepe sa-i puna mana pe picior la gagica ,  aceasta zice :
- Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.
Popa repede isi trage mana . . . Mai merg ei vreo 4 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Degustator de vinuri</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/degustator-de-vinuri/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 May 2010 15:50:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un preot era recunoscut ca fiind un excelent degustator de vinuri.
La un concurs, i se da un pahar, il ia, bea o gura, o plimba cu limba, si spune:
- Feteasca, 1954.
I se da un alt pahar:
- Valea Calugareasca, 1963.
Cineva, ca sa-l faca de ris, ii da un pahar cu urina. Preotul il ia, bea o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spovedania</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:20:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[politicieni]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un preot se despartea de parohia sa dupa multi ani de slujire. Pe langa masa de adio, s-au gandit sa-i faca si un cadou. Ca peste tot, a fost invitat si un politician sa spuna cateva cuvinte si sa-i inmaneze cadoul. Dar ca toti politicienii, a intarziat, si atunci parintele s-a gandit sa umple timpul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deghizare</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bancuri Tari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[parinte]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doi preoti de decid sa mearga la mare in vacanta. De asemenea, au hotarat sa faca din asta o adevarata vacanta si prin urmare au convenit sa nu poarte nimic ce le-ar putea trada apartenenta la clasa clericilor.
De indata ce au ajuns acolo, au intrat intr-un magazin si au cumparat niste camasi ultra-colorate, pantaloni scurti, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sfarsitul e aproape</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/sfarsitul-e-aproape/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/sfarsitul-e-aproape/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 16:15:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri bune]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri cu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bancuri ro]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[pod]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[preoti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sfarsitul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tarcovnic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un preot si un tarcovnic stateau pe marginea unei sosele cu o pancarda in mana pe care scria “Sfarsitul e aproape. Caiti-va!”
Pe langa ei, treceau masini si imediat dupa ce trecea o masina se auzea o busitura si o explozie.
Dupa o vreme, tarcovnicul intreaba: “Parinte, nu crezi ca ar fi mai bine sa scriem pe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Popa si injuratul</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/popa-si-injuratul/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/popa-si-injuratul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[biserica]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[lemn]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In curtea unei biserici lucra mesterul Gigel. Si bate el un cui intr-o scandura, cand la un moment dat isi da ditamai ciocanul peste deget. Incepe
Gigel:
- Sa-mi bag ****, f***-** m***** ma-tiiii de ciocaaaaan…. si tot asa … injuraturi la greu. Moment in care il aude un popa si ii zice:
- Fiule, nu e frumos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un tanar iesea intr-o zi din Biserica</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/un-tanar-iesea-intr-o-zi-din-biserica/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-preoti/un-tanar-iesea-intr-o-zi-din-biserica/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 23:11:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar iesea intr-o zi din Biserica, iar Preotul statea ca de obicei la usa pentru a da mana cu enoriasii. La un moment dat, preotul il apuca pe tanar de brat si ii spuse:
- Tinere, trebuie sa te alaturi Armatei Domnului !
- Dar sunt deja in Armata Domnului!, ii raspunde tanaraul.
Preotul intreba:
- Cum se [...]]]></description>
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