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	<title>Bancuri Tari &#187; Bancuri cu Vampiri</title>
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		<title>Vampirul si Blonda</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 13:01:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un vampir se intalneste cu o blonda:
-Vreau sa-ti sug sangele!
-Mai bine ai suge pul@. E mai sanatoasa!
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		<title>Raceala</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/raceala/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:53:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amuzant 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bloody mary]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comic 2009]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi vampiri merg regulat intr-un bar unde comanda intotdeauna un Bloody Mary.
Intr-o seara unul din ei da comanda ca de obicei:
-Un Bloody Mary va rog!
Barmanul ii intinde un pahar plin cu sange (bineinteles diluat cu vodka). Celalalt vampir:
-Un pahar cu apa fierbinte si un tampon uzat, va rog!
-Ce e cu tine?, il intreaba prietenul lui.
-Sunt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Longdrink</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/longdrink/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:51:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amuzant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comic 2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un vampir ataca un barbat si vrea sa il muste de jugulara. Omul nostru se roaga:
-Nu, nu, te rog! Nu vreau sa mor. Nu o sa rezist. Eu sunt hemofil!
La care vampirul razand:
-Ia te uita. Un longdrink!&#8230;
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		<title>Doi vampiri lihniti de foame</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/doi-vampiri-lihniti-de-foame/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foame]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi 2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[noi noi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pul@]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salvamar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tari 2009]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi vampiri lihniti de foame, cu ultimele puteri, bat la usa unui bordel. Le deschide matroana, la care ei:
-Am venit sa va sugem sangele!
-Ne pare rau aici nu se suge decat pul@&#8230;

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		<title>La bar</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:23:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[apa fiarta]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dimineata]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un vampir intra intr-un bar de vampiri si cere un pahar cu apa fiarta. Barmanul uimit ii zice:
-Dar aici beau cu totii sange!
Vampirul nostru scoate un tampon insangerat si zice:
-Five o clock!
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		<title>Intrunirea Vampirilor</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/intrunirea-vampirilor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[comice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haioase]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[intrunire]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[La o intrunire a vampirilor, soseste un vampir cu gura plina de sange si le spune celorlalti:
-Bai, vedeti voi staulul aceea de colo?
-Da.
-E, am mancat doua oi de acolo.
Dupa un timp mai vine un vampir, cu toata gura si obrajii plini de sange.
-Hei voi, vedeti voi casa aceea?
-Da.
-Am mancat trei porci de acolo.
Mai apare un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Calugaritele si Vampirii</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/calugaritele-si-vampirii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2009]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[2010]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[capota]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cruce]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doua calugarite merg cu masina prin Transilvania,cand un vampir sare pe capota masinii. Sora Maria intreaba:
-Ce sa fac?
Sora Edvochia:
-Porneste stergatoarele&#8230;
Zis si facut, dar vampirul nu pleaca.
-Stropeste-l cu apa de spalat parbrizul e apa sfintita!
Vampirul tot acolo&#8230;
Mai departe Sora Edvochia:
-Sora Maria arata-i crucea:
Sora Maria se da jos din masina si zice:
-Crucea matii! Nu te dai odata [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Nu ma laud</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/nu-ma-laud/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:13:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[amuzant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cool]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[curva]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flit]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haios]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hazliu]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[O curva misto merge prin cimitir la 12 noaptea. In spatele ei un vampir.
- Sunt vampir si sug sange!
Curva nici nu-l baga in seama.
- Sunt vampir si sug sange!!
Curva il trateaza cu flit.
- Sunt vampir si sug sange!!!
- Si eu sunt curva si sug pul@ dar nu strig in gura mare.
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		<title>Copiii Rai</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/copiii-rai/</link>
		<comments>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/copiii-rai/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:12:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[comice]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[concurs]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Se intoarce un copilas de la scoala:
-Mama, copiii imi zic ca sunt vampir!
-Lasa, mama, copiii sunt rai, nu ai de ce sa-ti faci probleme. Acum treci la masa ca ti se coaguleaza supa!
]]></description>
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		<title>Trei vampiri la baut</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-cu-vampiri/trei-vampiri-la-baut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 12:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri cu Vampiri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Trei vampiri merg intr-un bar. Primul zice:
-Un pahar de sange&#8230;
Al doilea:
-Suna bine! Si eu tot un pahar de sange.
Al treilea:
-Un pahar de plasma
La care barmanul ca sa fie sigur ca a luat comanda corect:
-Doua SANGE si un SANGE-LIGHT?
]]></description>
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