Bancuri Tari

A squirrel was fu*king a nut, another squirrel come and ask her:
- Are you fu*king nuts!?!??!
- Yes I am!

‎- Aseară, la cinematograf, a fost o pană de electricitate. Am stat cu lumina stinsă vreun sfert de oră.
- Şi nu s-a produs panică?
- Panică s-a produs cînd s-a aprins din nou lumina în sală

- It’s a bird?
- It’s a plane?
- I don’t know, but it’s headed straight to the World Trade Center…

Teacher: Can u tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?
Student: Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king…

The two beautiful lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.I was qiute surprised when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me when I said ” I wanna watch”

Banc Postat de dymosu

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”

Un belgian, un francez si un roman (Iliescu) sunt chemati la interviu pentru o slujba bine platita in Londra.
− Vreau sa-mi formulati o fraza care sa contina urmatoarele cuvinte : GREEN, PINK, YELLOW
Belgianul spune :
− I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV.
Francezul spune :
I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself ,I hope it will be a pink day.
Iliescu spune si el :
− I wake up in za morning, and i hear za phone : green… green… green… so i pink up the phone and I say … Yellow?

- Name? -
Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex? – Three to five times a week.
- No, no.I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn`t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast..