Bancuri Tari

Teacher: Can u tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives?
Student: Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king…

Etichete: Bancuri Tari, great jokes, jokes, king

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”

Etichete: blondes, Funny, genie, joke, jokes

Un belgian, un francez si un roman (Iliescu) sunt chemati la interviu pentru o slujba bine platita in Londra.
− Vreau sa-mi formulati o fraza care sa contina urmatoarele cuvinte : GREEN, PINK, YELLOW
Belgianul spune :
− I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV.
Francezul spune :
I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself ,I hope it will be a pink day.
Iliescu spune si el :
− I wake up in za morning, and i hear za phone : green… green… green… so i pink up the phone and I say … Yellow?

Etichete: banana, banc, bancuri bune, bancuri noi, Bancuri Tari, belgian, day, francez, grass, green, iliescu, Londra, morning, phone, pink, pink panther, roman, slujba, sun, yellow

- Name? -
Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex? – Three to five times a week.
- No, no.I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn`t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast..

Etichete: animals, arab, Bancuri in Engleza, cow, doggy, engleza, female, general, horse, male, sheep, week