Bancuri Tari » Bancuri in Engleza http://bancuriok.com Bancuri Tari,Statusuri Noi,Farsele lui Buzdugan... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 08:39:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc A squirrel http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/a-squirrel/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/a-squirrel/#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2011 05:40:39 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=13932 A squirrel was fu*king a nut, another squirrel come and ask her:
- Are you fu*king nuts!?!??!
- Yes I am!

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/a-squirrel/feed/ 1 Panica la cinematograf http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/panica-la-cinematograf/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/panica-la-cinematograf/#comments Fri, 08 Jul 2011 13:06:32 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=13294 ‎- Aseară, la cinematograf, a fost o pană de electricitate. Am stat cu lumina stinsă vreun sfert de oră.
- Şi nu s-a produs panică?
- Panică s-a produs cînd s-a aprins din nou lumina în sală

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/panica-la-cinematograf/feed/ 1 Is superman ?! http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/is-superman/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/is-superman/#comments Sun, 21 Nov 2010 16:00:42 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/is-superman/ - It’s a bird?
- It’s a plane?
- I don’t know, but it’s headed straight to the World Trade Center…

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Student: Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king…

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/3-great-kings/feed/ 0 2 lesbians http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/2-lesbians/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/2-lesbians/#comments Tue, 13 Oct 2009 08:22:45 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=3392 The two beautiful lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.I was qiute surprised when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood me when I said ” I wanna watch”

Banc Postat de dymosu

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/2-lesbians/feed/ 0 The blonde http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/the-blonde/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/the-blonde/#comments Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:39:03 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=2714 The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.
The genie asks, “My dear, what’s the matter?”
The blonde whimpers, “I wish my friends were still here.”

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/the-blonde/feed/ 0 Un belgian, un francez si un roman http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/un-belgian-un-francez-si-un-roman/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/un-belgian-un-francez-si-un-roman/#comments Fri, 19 Jun 2009 10:57:14 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=1606 Un belgian, un francez si un roman (Iliescu) sunt chemati la interviu pentru o slujba bine platita in Londra.
− Vreau sa-mi formulati o fraza care sa contina urmatoarele cuvinte : GREEN, PINK, YELLOW
Belgianul spune :
− I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the Pink Panther on TV.
Francezul spune :
I wake up in the morning, I see the yellow sun, the green grass and I think to myself ,I hope it will be a pink day.
Iliescu spune si el :
− I wake up in za morning, and i hear za phone : green… green… green… so i pink up the phone and I say … Yellow?

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/un-belgian-un-francez-si-un-roman/feed/ 1 An arab at the airport: http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/an-arab-at-the-airport/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-in-engleza/an-arab-at-the-airport/#comments Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:17:05 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=1556 - Name? -
Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex? – Three to five times a week.
- No, no.I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn`t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast..

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