Bancuri Tari » Bancuri Seci http://bancuriok.com Bancuri Tari,Statusuri Noi,Farsele lui Buzdugan... Mon, 21 May 2012 14:19:32 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc Banc sec http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/banc-sec-2/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/banc-sec-2/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 11:29:53 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=8772 - Din ce perioada este tabloul acela?
- Din perioada in care aveam bani.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/banc-sec-2/feed/ 0 Banc Sec http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/banc-sec/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/banc-sec/#comments Wed, 12 May 2010 11:11:05 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=8675 2 furnici numarau o bila si dupa un timp s-au incurcat.

Banc trimis de Jolgau

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/banc-sec/feed/ 0 Doua bancuri http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-bancuri/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-bancuri/#comments Fri, 07 May 2010 11:22:26 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=8615 Daua bancuri se plimba pe strada ,la un moment dat unul incepe sa rada ,la care celalat il intreaba :
- De ce razi?
La care celalat raspunde
- Nimic doar mi-am adus aminte de tine

Banc trimis de adi28sm

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-bancuri/feed/ 0 Cu ce sa fie? http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/cu-ce-sa-fie/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/cu-ce-sa-fie/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:12:27 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=7546 - Ia-mi si mie o branzoaica!
- Cu ce sa fie?

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/cu-ce-sa-fie/feed/ 0 Maria si Ion http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/maria-si-ion/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/maria-si-ion/#comments Sun, 20 Dec 2009 15:46:08 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5545 Maria s-a dus in padure sa culeaga floricele impreuna cu Ion, dar cum era multa lume pe-acolo, chiar asta au facut.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/maria-si-ion/feed/ 0 Un caine prin desert http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/un-caine-prin-desert/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/un-caine-prin-desert/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:34:52 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5376 Un caine merge prin desert si spune :
- Daca nu gasesc un pom, ma pis pe mine!

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/un-caine-prin-desert/feed/ 1 Semaforul http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/semaforul/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/semaforul/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:32:50 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5373 Erau odata Verde Imparat si Rosu Imparat si daca ar fi fost si Galben Imparat va spuneam o poveste cu un semafor !

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/semaforul/feed/ 0 Hruşcă http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/hrusca/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/hrusca/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:31:16 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5371 Când adoarme Hruşcă, vine primăvara…

Banc Postat de Tiby

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/hrusca/feed/ 0 Limba germana http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/limba-germana/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/limba-germana/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:44:07 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5316 Un ardelean care voia sa plece in Germania il intreaba pe un vecin de-al lui ce sa faca deoarece nu stie limba germana.
- Nu-i bai. Limba germana-i ca la noi, doar ca tre’ sa vorovesti mai rar.
Zis si facut. Ajunge ardeleanu’ la Hamburg , intra intr-un bar si spune:
- Bu-na zi-ua!
- Bu-na – raspunde barmanul la fel de rar.
- Da-ti-mi si mi-e o be-re.
- Po-f-tim be-rea.
Dupa primele inghitituri Ion spune:
- Eu su-nt de la Tu-r-da. Tu de un-de es-ti?
- To-t di-n Tu-r-da.
- Na… pai atunci de ce vorbim nemteste?

Banc Adaugat de Dor de viata

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/limba-germana/feed/ 0 Jumatatea de crocodil http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/jumatatea-de-crocodil/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/jumatatea-de-crocodil/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:41:45 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5313 O vaca crosheta apa minerala intr’un pom….
La un moment dat spre ea inainta o jumatate de crocodil….
Vaca se sperie.. Ah… o jumatate de crocodil…. dupa care catre sine….
Vai ce proasta sunt, acuma vad ca e jumatatea cealalta !

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/jumatatea-de-crocodil/feed/ 0 Doua tancuri http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-tancuri/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-tancuri/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:40:33 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5311 Doua tancuri se intalnesc in deshert… se deschi capacele si urmeaza urmatorul dialog:
- Câtzi ?
- Zece !
- Ce “Zece” ?
- Ce “Câtzi” ?

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-tancuri/feed/ 0 Vulturii http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/vulturii/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/vulturii/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:39:38 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5309 Pe o stanca, sus, erau doi vulturi, unul era plesuv, celalat era sa cada…

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/vulturii/feed/ 0 Diferenta http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/diferenta-3/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/diferenta-3/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 12:38:35 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5307 Care e diferenta dintre o gaina?
-Are picioarele paralele, mai ales stangul

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/diferenta-3/feed/ 0 Porcul Vs Rama http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/porcul-vs-rama/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/porcul-vs-rama/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:10:41 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5267 Porcul rama,dar rama nu porc.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/porcul-vs-rama/feed/ 0 Gainile http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/gainile/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/gainile/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:08:10 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5263 Era o gashca de gaini si toate aveu geci de piele

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/gainile/feed/ 0 Doua Rosii http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-rosii/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-rosii/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:06:44 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5261 Două roşii pe o şină de cale ferată.
Prima:Vezi că vine trenul.
A doua:Iete…fleoşc!

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/doua-rosii/feed/ 0 Traficul http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/traficul/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/traficul/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 10:03:04 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5259 Doi blogeri stăteau de vorbă. La un moment dat unuia îi sare traficul

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/traficul/feed/ 0 Broscutele http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/broscutele/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/broscutele/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:06:15 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5232 Merg doua broscute prin desert,si se intalnesc in varful unei dune de nisip:
-Ciao soro,unde mergi?
-Aiurea,soro
-Hai pe aici ca-i mai aproape.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/broscutele/feed/ 0 Submarinul din desert http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/submarinul-din-desert/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/submarinul-din-desert/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:04:48 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5230 Era un submarin deasupra desertului. La un moment dat se opreste ,se ridica periscopul si un matelot se uita prin el.
Comandantul: -Cati?
Matelotul: -15
Comandantul: -Ce 15?
Matelotul: -Ce cati?

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/submarinul-din-desert/feed/ 0 Castraveti http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/castraveti/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/castraveti/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:01:59 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5226 - Ce e verde si alerga prin padure?
- O haita de castraveti!

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/castraveti/feed/ 0 2 Cai (frumosi) http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/2-cai-frumosi/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/2-cai-frumosi/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:59:51 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5224 Un om avea doi cai, unul alb si unul negru si ca sa-i deosebeasca la unu i-a taiat coada.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/2-cai-frumosi/feed/ 1 Pantofii http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/pantofii/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/pantofii/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:58:56 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5222 Un om mergea pe strada.
Si deodata dispare…
De ce?
L-au ros pantofii.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/pantofii/feed/ 0 Calul http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/calul/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/calul/#comments Sat, 12 Dec 2009 12:56:07 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5218 Un om avea un cal, si calu nu avea nimic impotriva!

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/calul/feed/ 0 Senin http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/senin/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/senin/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:02:40 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5210 Un om mergea linistit prin desert cand deodata ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.
Mai merge si iarasi ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.
Merge mai departe: la fel, iarasi ia o palma. Se uita in dreapta, in stanga, in spate, nimeni. Se uita in sus: senin.
Si asa a luat trei palme din senin.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/senin/feed/ 0 Spanzuratul http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/spanzuratul/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/spanzuratul/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 13:01:39 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5208 La coltul unei case rotunde se auzi o impuscatura de cutit. Mortul cazu spanzurat.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/spanzuratul/feed/ 0 Rinocerul http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/rinocerul/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/rinocerul/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:55:23 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5205 - De ce are rinocerul corn?
- Pentru ca nu a gasit chifla

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/rinocerul/feed/ 0 Lotiunea http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/lotiunea/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/lotiunea/#comments Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:49:49 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5201 Un tip cade de la etajul 7. Dupa vreo 5 minute îi cade si parul: vjjjupp!
Folosise o lotiune care întarzia caderea parului !

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/lotiunea/feed/ 0 Elefantul din pom http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/elefantul-din-pom/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/elefantul-din-pom/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:50:00 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5150 De ce cade primul elefant din copac?
Pentru ca era mort.
De ce cade al doilea elefant din copac?
Era legat de primul.
De ce cade al treilea elefant din copac?
Credea ca e un fel de joc si era randul lui.

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/elefantul-din-pom/feed/ 0 Elefantii http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/elefantii/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/elefantii/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:49:02 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5148 Stiti de ce au elefantii ochii rosii?
- ????
Ca sa se ascunda in cires …

Ati vazut vreodata elefanti in cires ?
- Nu ????
Eh . Ati vazut ce bine se ascund …

]]> http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/elefantii/feed/ 0 Furnica http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/furnica/ http://bancuriok.com/bancuri-seci/furnica/#comments Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:47:43 +0000 admin http://bancuriok.com/?p=5146 O furnica vroia sa se penseze si si a rupt capu’

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