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		<title>Scuzele zodiilor &#8211; Cum se scuza zodiile</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:41:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Despre Zodii]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Berbec
Nu am facut eu asta.
Am fost fortat sa fac asta.
A fost doar un accident.
Nu a fost nimic intentioanat.
Fiecare dintre noi are dreptul sa faca ceea ce ii place.
Taur
Am mai facut asta de m! ulte ori si nu am stiut ca este gresit.
Credeam ca voi economisi niste bani prin asta.
Nu mi-am dat seama.
Aveam de gand sa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texte Haioase : Zodiile si schimbatul becului</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[De cati Berbeci este nevoie ca sa schimbi un bec?
Nu te mai intreba, deja l-au schimbat!
De cati Tauri este nevoie ca sa schimbi un bec?
Taurii se gandesc intotdeauna la toate, asa ca folosesc becuri care nu trebuiesc schimbate.
De cati Gemeni este nevoie ca sa schimbi un bec?
Este nevoie de cel putin doi care sa scoata [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Texte despre Zodii</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:36:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[balanta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[berbec]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cele trei zodii care au ca element pamantul &#8211; Taur, Fecioara si Capricorn &#8211; sunt pline de calitati (rabdatoare, protectoare, te poti baza pe ele la necaz, practice), dar au si ele lipsuri, ca tot omul: sunt lacome, devin usor obsedate de lucrurile care nu le convin, se acomodeaza foarte repede cu sarcina de a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Zodiile si semenele de circulatie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Berbec &#8211; Oprirea si stationarea interzise.
Taur &#8211; Drum ingustat. Depasirea interzisa.
Gemeni &#8211; Punct de informare turistica.
Rac &#8211; Puneti-va centura de siguranta!
Leu &#8211; Drum cu prioritate.
Fecioara &#8211; Intoarcerea interzisa!
Balanta &#8211; Intersectie nesemaforizata.
Scorpion &#8211; Atentie! Succesiune de curbe deosebit de periculoase.
Sagetator &#8211; Sfarsitul tuturor restrictiilor.
Capricorn &#8211; Limitare de viteza.
Varsator &#8211; Parcare cu plata. Timp limitat 1 h.
Pesti [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cum se roaga fiecare zodie</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Berbec : Oh, Doamne! Te rog frumos sa imi dai rabdare, caci am mare nevoie de ea. Si o vreau ACUM!
Taur : Doamne, te rog frumos ajuta-ma sa invat sa accept schimbarea in viata mea. Dar nu acum, mai lasa-ma sa mai astept un pic.
Gemeni : Doamne, am si eu o rugaminte. Am o mica [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trasaturi amuzante ale zodiilor &#8211; Pesti</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/despre-zodii/trasaturi-amuzante-ale-zodiilor-pesti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[caracteristici zodii]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pesti
Semn de apa: rau.
Trasatura caracteristica: visul cu ochii deschisi.
Fraza favorita: nu stii ce-am patit?
Este semnul cel mai sensibil al zodiacului.. Sunt atat de schimbatori incat par ca ar avea centrul rasului si al plansului intersanjabile. Pestii plang pentru ca le-a murit matusa si, in urmatoarea secunda, se prapadesc de ras pentru ca aceasta, biata de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trasaturi amuzante ale zodiilor &#8211; Varsator</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/despre-zodii/trasaturi-amuzante-ale-zodiilor-varsator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:02:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Despre Zodii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[caracteristici zodii]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Varsator
Este o fiinta a viitorului care traieste in prezent ca si cum acesta ar fi trecutul. De-asta ne saluta ca si cum am fi prototipuri preistorice:
- Buna, Jurasicule. Cum iti duci existenta primitiva?
Le place sa surprinda cu jocuri de cuvinte si glume:
- Aseara, cand nu erai langa mine, imi lipseai. Acum imi prisosesti.
Nu te ingrijora, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trasaturi amuzante ale zodiilor &#8211; Capricorn</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/despre-zodii/trasaturi-amuzante-ale-zodiilor-capricorn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Capricorn
Semn de pamant: muntele.
Trasatura caracteristica: crede ca este indispensabil.
Fraza favorita: ce te-ai face fara mine?
Capricornul este o capra si caprele se lupta cu muntele si-l domina. Daca vezi un Capricorn care se arunca de la etajul zece, urmeaza-l, caci sigur o va lua in sus. Mai mult decat in noroc, crede in efortul propriu.
Capricornul, pentru [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trasaturi amuzante ale zodiilor &#8211; Sagetator</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/despre-zodii/trasaturi-amuzante-ale-zodiilor-sagetator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:59:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sagetator
Semn de foc: jaratec.
Trasatura caracteristica: adevarul verde-n fata.
Fraza favorita: iti spun sincer…
Vitalitatea sa e epuizanta si intampina orice cu un suras. Sunt posesorii unui spirit delicat si a unor gafe imense. Ii recunosti cu usurinta in metrou sau in autobuz: cineva te calca de vreo 10 minute si inca nu-si da seama pentru ca te [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trasaturi amuzante ale zodiilor &#8211; Scorpion</title>
		<link>http://bancuriok.com/despre-zodii/trasaturi-amuzante-ale-zodiilor-scorpion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:57:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ing3ras</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Scorpion
Semn de apa: lac.
Trasatura caracteristica: pasiunea.
Fraza favorita: te doresc.
Sunt usor de recunoscuti dupa ochii misteriosi. Scorpionul nu priveste, ci fixeaza direct. Ochii scorpionilor sunt ca niste ace fine care te impung atunci cand isi atintesc privirea. Pot fi hipnotizanti si pasionali, exagerat de pasionali. Cand te iubesc, te iubesc mai mult decat toti ceilalti. Daca [...]]]></description>
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