An arab at the airport:
– Name? –
Abdul al-Rhazib.
-Sex? – Three to five times a week.
– No, no.I mean male or female?
– Male, female, sometimes camel.
– Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
– But isn`t that hostile?
– Horse style, doggy style, any style!
– Oh dear! – No, no! Deer run too fast..