Category: Bancuri in Engleza

Panica la cinematograf 1

Panica la cinematograf

‎- Aseară, la cinematograf, a fost o pană de electricitate. Am stat cu lumina stinsă vreun sfert de oră. – Şi nu s-a produs panică? – Panică s-a produs cînd s-a aprins din nou...

3 great kings 0

3 great kings

Teacher: Can u tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king…

2 lesbians 0

2 lesbians

The two beautiful lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.I was qiute surprised when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood...

The blonde 0

The blonde

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably. The genie asks, „My dear, what’s the matter?” The blonde whimpers, „I wish my friends were still here.”

Un belgian, un francez si un roman 1

Un belgian, un francez si un roman

Un belgian, un francez si un roman (Iliescu) sunt chemati la interviu pentru o slujba bine platita in Londra. − Vreau sa-mi formulati o fraza care sa contina urmatoarele cuvinte : GREEN, PINK, YELLOW...

An arab at the airport: 0

An arab at the airport:

– Name? – Abdul al-Rhazib. -Sex? – Three to five times a week. – No, no.I mean male or female? – Male, female, sometimes camel. – Holy cow! – Yes, cow, sheep, animals in...