Is superman ?!
– It’s a bird? – It’s a plane? – I don’t know, but it’s headed straight to the World Trade Center…
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3 great kings
Teacher: Can u tell the name of 3 great kings who have brought happiness and peace into people’s lives? Student: Smo-king, Drin-king and Fuc-king…
Bauturi IT
0,1 litri palinca = Demo 0,25 litri palinca = Trial version 0,5 litri palinca = Personal edition 0,7 litri palinca = Professional edition 1,0 litri palinca = Network edition 1,75 litri palinca = Small...
Parasutistii
Doi romani hotarasc sa se arunce cu parasuta de pe un bloc cu 10 etaje.S-au aruncat! La etajul 9 unul zice: -Bai, deschidem parasuta? -Nu acum, ma, e prea devreme. La etajul 8: -Bai,...
2 lesbians
The two beautiful lesbians next door asked me what I would like for my birthday.I was qiute surprised when they gave me a Rolex.It was very nice of them but I think they misunderstood...
Calugaritele si Vampirii
Doua calugarite merg cu masina prin Transilvania,cand un vampir sare pe capota masinii. Sora Maria intreaba: -Ce sa fac? Sora Edvochia: -Porneste stergatoarele… Zis si facut, dar vampirul nu pleaca. -Stropeste-l cu apa de...
Trei vampiri la baut
Trei vampiri merg intr-un bar. Primul zice: -Un pahar de sange… Al doilea: -Suna bine! Si eu tot un pahar de sange. Al treilea: -Un pahar de plasma La care barmanul ca sa fie...
